'lil piece of shit

Hey I'm Mia and I'm basically the biggest loser I know
but I like some pretty cool stuff and sometimes I'm funny, other times I just think I am

lights-over-arbys:

rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

This post kept getting better and better with every word

(via leaderofthewolfbats)

— 7 hours ago with 387504 notes
kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART


FANART



OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST


TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????


FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA


LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL


MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?


THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE


OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT


JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE


THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS


ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT


FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING


HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

— 7 hours ago with 133024 notes
tardisheart:

me in either kindergarten or first grade with an egg in my mouth for unknown reasons and my pal corey staring at me like the dumb bitch i was

tardisheart:

me in either kindergarten or first grade with an egg in my mouth for unknown reasons and my pal corey staring at me like the dumb bitch i was

— 8 hours ago with 67 notes

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(via agentrodgers)

— 8 hours ago with 105988 notes

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

(via korrawarriorprincess)

— 8 hours ago with 267952 notes

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(via korrawarriorprincess)

— 8 hours ago with 21661 notes